New Year's Resolutions!

I thought I would give you my words of wisdom if you are thinking of making a New Year's Resolution. Especially this year being 2010, if you are going to make a big change in you life why not now?
So, to start this post I searched on Google and came up with the website linked. With their top ten, which, I agree are probably the top ten if the whole world were surveyed.
Here they are - (I am not sure if they are in any particular order!)
1. Spend more time with Family and Friends. Very good resolution if I could somehow stretch the universe and make it give me more time in a day, just perhaps two more hours in a evening that would be really cool!
2. Fit and Fitness. Um, if you really could get fitter by dreaming you are a marathon runner then I could do this one. I hate exercise and it just takes too long, even if I could get the extra 2 hours a day, I suppose I could do one hour exercise and one hour with friends and family! Might work!
3. Tame the Bulge. Ah, if I could do this without surgery it would be a miracle, however with my hour a day exercise it should just fall off!
4. Quit Smoking . I have this one in the bag, I don't smoke. If you are a smoker, well don't make this your New Year's Resolution because it will only work if you truly do want to give up.
5. Enjoy Life More. This is a bloody stupid waste of a resolution if you ask me. I mean you don't know what the year will hold, it could be a shit year where everything goes wrong! Hopefully not of course. Hopefully you will have the opposite where everythings does right and you will automatically enjoy life. I think a better resolution would be to think positive as much as possible and if life is getting you down do something you really love.
6. Quit Drinking. You can't do this you will die! They probably mean alcohol, well as I said I can't do that I will die! How can you enjoy life more without alcohol and smoking! Ok, I know it is possible but right now I am not prepared to take the risk.
7. Get Out of Debt. This is another silly resolution most of us have debt, that's life, this is if you include mortgages. Perhaps not getting into more debt, but even that a times is unavoidable! I think a financial adviser is needed because most of us would assume to do this we would have to work harder, and if we do this, we have less time for friends and family, we won't enjoy life and will probably drink and smoke more! Conclusion don't have this as your resolution it is just bad news!
8. Learn Something New. This is too easy you can learn something new everyday. Perhaps it should be more specific like learn a new hobby now that is a challenge!
9. Help Others. Ahhh, this is a nice one, I think if the whole world had this as a New Year's Resolution what the human race could achieve.
10. Get Organised Of course this is only for unorganised people! I get up, wash, go to work, work a bit, come home, cook tea, work some more and go to sleep, how much more organised do you need to be? Of course when I get 2 extra hours a day that might take more organisation!
Well, after reading these New Year's Resolutions of course you only have one choice number 9 to help others that is a given for everyone I have decided. If you happen to be a scientist and can make 2 more hours a day suddenly appear let me know!
Happy New Year everyone.